Well, TODAY we tried masturbating
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 1
Kids TODAY grow up faster, I think.
Breaking Bad Season 2, Episode 12
You are responsible for all the evil
that has befallen me TODAY.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 16
But there is no call for it TODAY.
Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 6
Today is the traditional start
of the fighting season.
Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 4