![Well, today we tried masturbating
for money.
Well, today we tried masturbating
for money.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Well, TODAY we tried masturbating
for money.
The Big Bang Theory Season 1, Episode 1
![Kids today grow up faster, I think.
Kids today grow up faster, I think.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Kids TODAY grow up faster, I think.
Breaking Bad Season 2, Episode 12
![You are responsible for all the evil
that has befallen me today.
You are responsible for all the evil
that has befallen me today.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
You are responsible for all the evil
that has befallen me TODAY.
The Big Bang Theory Season 3, Episode 16
![But there is no call for it today.
But there is no call for it today.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
But there is no call for it TODAY.
Game of Thrones Season 6, Episode 6
![Today is the traditional start
of the fighting season.
Today is the traditional start
of the fighting season.](data:image/png;base64,R0lGODlhAQABAAD/ACwAAAAAAQABAAACADs=)
Today is the traditional start
of the fighting season.
Game of Thrones Season 5, Episode 4